READ MY POEMS, INCLUDING LINDSAY LOHAN AT http://www.lambdaliterary.org/features/poetry-spotlight/09/18/stephen-zerance-lindsay-lohan/LINDSAY LOHAN
Sedate in your mug-shot, I’d worry
my eyebrows weren’t impeccably plucked,
my chin double.
I’d love to be unable to move my face.
Pinch my skin taut behind my ears.
Pump my lips. Pump them
to a permanent Lindsay pout.
I don’t fear needles, incisions, or drills.
File my…
Peace out week! Tryina spend the weekend in bars and outdoors, holler if you’re with me, because it’s FRIDAYYYYYY BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
PEACE
Seriously week? That’s the best you’ve got? Well FUCK YOU! I’ve got something better and it’s called FRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Fuck all those responsibilities and go get twisteddd… you know you’ve earned it.
This weekend please take a moment to pause in quiet prayer for all the stupid motherfuckers who aren’t having as much fun as you, thank you and amen.
You know what it is… enjoy yourselves kids.
Happy Friday, and happy Opening Day to baseball fans everywhere!!
This opening day, don’t just sit on the sidelines… get in the game! Take a swing! Take a swig! Take a shower! And take someone sexy around all of the bases tonight!!
Getttttttttttttittttttttttttttttttttt
Wake me when this week is over!! amarite?! Well guess what bitches?! IT IS OVER!! Happy Friday kids, make it a good one. Treat yourself to something nice, like a nap or a blunt.
