December 2010
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Fuck you 2010, a retrospective.
No offense 2010, but you really weren’t so great. I suppose the immense losses I experienced this year have somewhat soured me, but even outside of my own self-centric universe, 2010 was kind of bullshit. In March, I said goodbye to a good friend. Not because he died, or because he moved, or because of some stupid disagreement, but because he lied about his whole motherfucking life. I lost...
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I was a terror since the public school era
Bathroom passes, cuttin classes,...
– Notorious B.I.G.
It's can can time
bitchesssssssssssss
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tricky bastard...
so i come into work today, skating the edge between hung over and tired, and i make it work. i do what i have to do (advil, coffee, water, smoked a bowl before i left this morning) and i freaking make it work. til… UNTIL!! my boss tells us he’s getting us italian for lunch and asks what we want. my co-worker and i aren’t really specific and tell him anything would be great, maybe...
I tried, myself… really to be dorothy this year
– Leebird
paul simon's graceland
So I just listened to Paul Simon’s Graceland mainly because it’s Oprah’s favorite album. I mean it’s a great album. But listening to it, and thinking of Oprah listening to it, and loving it… puts a whole different awesome spin on things.
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Totes Negotes “Totally Negotiable”
It is best when said with a Baltimore accent.
What is up with audience members of america’s funniest home videos?
Why do they look like they’re from another time? In the 90’s they looked like they were from the 80’s, now.. they look like they’re from the 90’s. And actually… to be honest, the people in the videos look like they’re from another time as well…
I hate that show anyway, so...